It's pronounced Voytek
I'm Lou and I'm very tired.

dajo42:

alternatives to “it was all just a dream”

  • it was all just a story the narrator heard somebody else tell on the bus
  • it was all just somebody rambling after getting their wisdom teeth out
  • it was all just a feature length puppet show
  • it was all just a set of cave paintings
  • it was all just a frighteningly elaborate set of instructions on the back of a microwaveable meal

wilderwuff:

a man is selling water at a convention. the man has had a good experience with the con-goers until he sees them: a horde of furries making a beeline for his humble stand. he picks up the cooler of water and runs. he catches a glance behind him, and sure enough, they are in hot fursuit

chloerayne:

you know when you really want something you can’t afford and u have it open in a tab and eventually you have to close that tab and it’s like saying goodbye 



First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

this is the most important thing right now.
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

ohnoproblems:

hire me to make your game better

"you’re just filling it with lesbians-"

well it’s better now

yoccu:

yoccu:

sunshine and rainbows

self-reblog bc i miss……homestuck……..

weeaboo stories

jncos:

Oh man, I’ve got this great story about weeaboos. First of all, to clarify, I’m not really that into anime and I am certainly not much of a weeaboo myself. Anyway, I was opening a meeting of my local anime club (I am the president) when

BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR.

A - If I'm in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - Are you insecure. What about?
K - What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T - 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I've done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.
asamiandtoomanymuses:

daijouboom:

A little doodle thing. I haven’t done any sort of fanart in a long time so.
Ryuko saw a strange creature in the yard but her sister Satsuki is being a meanie jerk who won’t believe her about it.

AWW FUCK TOO CUTE
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